"Tom and the bald one" "Jon" "I don't care you stand accused of murder how do you plead?" I almost laughed "Er who's murder? "Graham" "Oh yeah that guy don't I get a lawyer?" "No" "Mistrial?" "No" "Plead insanity?" "No" "Dam I'm out of excuses can I make a request?" "Make it quick" "Before we start 2 things 1 I want to see Jane and 2 what happens if were found guilty?" "We throw you off the roof to see if you can fly but I will grant the other request because I am a merciful and honorable Judge" The crowd roared with laughter even I laughed

I turned to Jon "Don't worry I got this I have played Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney" "You realize that video games aren't real right?" "Really?" A door opened and Jane was dragged by her arm into the court by her arm she looked a bit roughed up but otherwise not to badly hurt "Hey" I said waving cheerfully

She smiled slightly and moved towards us but the guard directed her to the seat next to the Judge

Tooth banged the gavel "I call this court to order and call the first witness me" "Objection" I said "Overruled" "Dam thought I had him" Tooth began to speak "I accuse you of murder who agrees" The crowd roars again "Excellent guilty" "Er do I get a chance to say something?" "Oh what the hell why not?" I stood up the people in the room visibly stiffened almost daring me to run so they could chase me down "I stand here today in front of you learned individuals to say your old boss was an arsehole" Boos flooded the court and I ducked a whiskey bottle "It's true though if you think about it i did you a favor now you have his honor up there" Even Tooth laughed "And look at my arm and this" I lifted my coat and shirt a little to show the stab wound "It was clearly self defense so I think we should be free to go" The court was in silence Tooth broke it "I agree Graham was a horrible bastard in fact were all horrible bastards in fact were such horrible bastards were gonna kill you anyway grab them" This didn't surprise me "Before you do that there is one last thing you should know" "Whats that" I unzipped my coat and revealed 8 jam jars attached to the inside packed with nails green and yellow wires were attached to all of them leading to a red box that had another couple of wires leading to a light switch

The crowd and guards froze where they were "Don't fucking move Jane come over here" Tooth stood "Stop them you morons it's fake" "You want to risk it?" Jon demanded

Jane slowly made her way over to us "You O.K?" She looked a lot better before she saw the improvised bomb "O.K were leaving try and stop us big bang etc" We backed out of the room and down the stairs at the reception Mr Steroids quickly stepped aside when he saw what I was carrying as we were heading out the door Tooth appeared at the stairway "Next time I see you I swear to God you die" I unhooked the red box from my jacket and a jar of nails"Well why don't you say that to God right now?" I threw the box and jar in his direction there was a timer on the side counting down from 5 seconds "FUCK!!" Tooth threw himself to the floor the red box landed next to him it counted down 5 4 3 2 1

A small poof of smoke came out of the top of the box Tooth wet himself and a message was displayed on the box HA SUCKA!!

We ran to the car and jumped in laughing we had walked into the lions den and walked back out maybe we would survive this